MTV: THE 'M' NOW STANDS FOR MORGUE
From music videos to 'Ridiculousness' reruns—the corpse of pop culture finally gives up the ghost.
The Context: The internet is buzzing with the eulogy: MTV is officially a ghost town. Once the king of culture, it’s now a loop of ‘Ridiculousness’ and ‘Jersey Shore’ relics. Latest reports show linear viewership has hit rock bottom; the brand is being carved up for parts by corporate vultures.
The Squeeze: We went from “I Want My MTV” to “I Forgot That Was Still A Channel.” It’s not just dead; it’s a cautionary tale about what happens when you sell your soul for reality TV. They stopped playing videos and started filming people yelling in hot tubs. Now, they’re surprised the house is haunted and empty.
[HOCO’S TAKE] “MTV didn’t die today; it’s been on life support since they stopped playing videos. It’s the ultimate fall from grace—from ‘Thriller’ to ‘Teen Mom’ reruns at 3 AM. Turn off the lights on your way out.”