KNOCK, KNOCK! FEDS GO DOOR-TO-DOOR IN MINNESOTA FRAUD BLITZ

The Daily Dumpster Staff

The SBA and federal investigators have frozen all grant funding to Minnesota as a massive door-to-door verification operation begins. Agents are physically visiting the “daycares” identified in viral videos—including the infamous “Quality Learing Center”—to see if a single child actually exists behind the locked doors.

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The Neighborhood Watch

Finally, someone is using their feet instead of just their fax machine. It only took eight billion dollars and a viral video of a building that can’t spell ‘learning’ to get a federal agent to walk across the street. Watching the feds play ‘Truth or Dare’ with these shell companies is the best entertainment in town. I’m sure the guys who bought Maldives villas with your tax money are currently checking the back door for a quick exit.