[HOCO AUDIO DUMP] STILL BREASTFEEDING: THE DUMPSTER’S EMPTY 2026 RESOLUTION

“Congrats on the bare minimum. We survived another lap around the sun without getting hit by a bus.

The Daily Dumpster is only in its first week—it’s still breastfeeding, for God’s sake—so let’s try not to orphan it before it can crawl. My plans for the new year are small and achievable: I’m just going to try and remember to actually post the news and not leave you guys staring at a blank bin.”