C’EST LA VIE! CLOONEYS SNAG FRENCH CITIZENSHIP IN HOLLYWOOD EXODUS
The Daily Dumpster Staff
George and Amal Clooney were officially naturalized as French citizens via a decree published Dec. 27 in the Journal Officiel. The family has made their Domaine du Canadel wine estate in southern France their primary residence, with George stating he wants to raise his twins away from the “culture of Hollywood” and the paparazzi.
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The French Resistance
George says he’s leaving ‘Hollywood culture’ behind for a vineyard where people ‘don’t care about fame’. I’m sure the local French farmers are thrilled to have a guy with a $500 million net worth telling them about ‘the simple life’ while he hides behind an $8 million security gate. Adieu, George. Don’t let the beret hit you on the way out—I’m sure the climate is much better in Provence than it is in a DNC fundraiser meeting right now.
