BEYONCÉ HITS THE BILLION-DOLLAR MARK WHILE WE PAY $7 FOR EGGS

The Daily Dumpster Staff

Forbes just confirmed Beyoncé has officially joined the billionaire club. She’s the fifth musician to hit the ten-figure mark, largely thanks to a massive year of touring.

[OUR TAKE] Look, we like the music as much as the next guy, but it’s a bit rich watching the “Queen” cross the billion-dollar line while we’re checking our bank apps before we buy a latte. She’s selling $200 tickets to stadium shows featuring mechanical bulls and robotic arms, and we’re the ones funding the private jets. It’s her world, we’re just paying the rent in it. Great for her, but can we get a discount on the merch

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